Idiot crashes VW Beetle while "drag racing" near Seattle

Kinja'd!!! "Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie)
09/05/2013 at 15:50 • Filed to: Tips, Just the Tips

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Police are saying this rollover may have been caused by drag racing. The article says it happened on SR-18 in Auburn, WA.


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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:53

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Ah, Highway 18. I risked my life on that road every day in high school. Hilly, twisty, narrow and logging trucks. The stretch by Auburn was a little better, but had drops as shown in the picture.


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:53

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Relevant:


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:53

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Mental images theater: Ramblin's empty free-associatin' head edition

The word drag + VW Beetle overwhelming female ownership + Seattle = ....

Oh mmmyyyy....

/George Takei


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:56

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I can't stop watching your avatar...


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:57

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I was like dang that beetle is pretty flat. Then I got the joke. More coffee.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 15:57

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Drag racing a new VW Beetle... what has this world come to?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Casper
09/05/2013 at 15:59

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I do believe the "Beetle" is actually a 911.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Jagvar
09/05/2013 at 16:02

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I was just playing off the report. Facts are irrelevant in news in this age.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
09/05/2013 at 16:08

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This is what I thought of when I heard beetle and drag racing in the same sentence.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Casper
09/05/2013 at 16:10

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A person who was in a rolled over Porsche had a leg fracture and internal injuries and was transported to the hospital with serious injuries.

from the linked report -


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > f86sabre
09/05/2013 at 16:10

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On SR 18 eastbound just east of SE Auburn Black Diamond Rd (MP 7) there is a collision blocking the 2 left lanes. Medical Aid, Fire Assistance, and the State Patrol have arrived on the scene.

That's per KIRO Radio's webpage.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Meatcoma
09/05/2013 at 17:33

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wat

KiroTV is now Fox.


Kinja'd!!! 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
09/05/2013 at 22:09

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Pretty sure that's a Lambo bro